Saturday, November 28, 2009

Post Thanksgiving Feast

As I unbutton the top of my pants to allow a scouch more room to take down leftovers, I know know how Rex must feel at this point in the season. On Thanksgiving eve you are full of hope and anticipation about how much you are going to enjoy the feast the next day. The turkey and fixin's all look very appetizing and you know you can get it all down and be the king of the holiday table.

The first course was easy, the anti pasto with its lite fare and savory offerings awaken your taste buds and put you in the mood for wanting more. Then a couple of glasses of wine and the pasta to follow, make me feel a bit uneven. Wait a minute, dare I see sneak a hot dog during the pasta. That's sacreligious, how dare I! I not feeling well and I didn't have dinner last night...

I'm getting a little carried away with myself and feeling I can take on the main course without taking a breath. Here it comes the star of the meal, the young turkey with all the dressing, including the sweet potatoes with marshmellows. But I shuddered, my jaw quivering and my brain telling me its over. But I push on, without any momentum or a game plan that gets me back on track. I fumble with my fork and start feeling a little dizzy. I start mistaking my family for pirates and start passing them the asparagus and stuffed mushrooms. Another lost dinner. I regroup for dessert which will take me to the end of this meal and leave me with hope for next year.

Rexie, here's some advice for next season. Try a less bluster and earn your title like Kobiashi, one hot dog at a time...

Weeb's Full!

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Pats Back To The Head of The Class

How can they be getting worse by the week? Hey for the second half, I'll opt to watch A Tribute to Smokey Robinson on Ice. It's a lot less painful!!!

Rex, I know why you're cryin', you're not gonna see the end of your contract. Can this franchise please find a coach that can this this group of players to perform and execute.

Can anyone coach this kid and teach him to check down or throw the ball away instead of completing passes to the opponents.

Braylon Edwards is a fraud of a wideout, just like Roy Williams...

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Trouble with a Capital T

This team will not win if they need the Sanchise to make a play. If the SOJ's are going to be a run first team then they need to control the clock and play mistake free in the other phses of the game. What killed them today... special teams letdown. I'm tired of all the bravado... just shut the f@#$ up and play the game. Guys that are undisciplined should not be playing on special teams. Mike Westoff is the best in the business at what he does and this was a disaster for his group. Ted Ginn...Ted Ginn OMG!!! Not once but twice. Guys waiting for other guys to make a tackle. They were blowing the Dolphins off the ball in the first half and had them on thier heels and could not score. This team is not going to the playoffs, three losses in the divison its over. Let's open up the playbook and at least be exciting for the remainder of the season.....